Pole Dancer Doll? No thank you, no pole dancing doll for me — I’d rather buy my kids Zhu Zhu Pets toy hamsters…

Pole Dancer Doll? No thank you, no pole dancing doll for me — I’d rather buy my kids Zhu Zhu Pets toy hamsters…

Yeah. Whoever came up with the crazy idea to market this “pole dancer doll” toy to kids should’ve thought twice before they wasted their money and resources.


Thanks to Gizmodo for the pic someone snapped of an actual pole dancing doll that says stuff like “go up and down” and “round and round” and “the pole dancer starts dancing when the music begins.”


I don’t know — I know pole dancing is going more mainstream with the exercise classes and stuff.


I even wanted to kind of take one of those classes. They say it’s not only a great workout, but a little practice wouldn’t hurt for the take-home type of portable stripper pole that I first saw on stage at my church from a couple who’ve been married about 20 years or so showing us how to keep marriages alive.


But do I want some toy with a little girl doll swinging around a poll? I don’t think so.

I’d rather buy them Zhu Zhu Pets toy hamsters online…that’s more delightful for kids.