I already have one book published on Amazon.com in their Kindle store, and once I get my butt off this website and others this week, I should have my second book published on the Kindle in a few days.


But you won’t find me pumping those books on my sites. These are the ones I prefer to write under pen names, just so I can write more freely, and not worry about anyone who knows me finding the books and trying to put two and two together and running and squealing and pointing fingers.

How to get your book from Microsoft Word document into the Kindle book store on Amazon in 12 hours…

I’m all pumped up because I just watched this new video from Amazon, showing pretty much step by step how you can upload your book’s cover image and Microsoft Word document onto the Kindle Direct Publishing website, and if it’s in English, it will get published in less than 12 hours or so.


That is just amazing to me, because when I published my first Kindle book one year ago, I went through a whole lot more rigmarole than that. I’m so glad it’ll be easier to get my new titles up and running and selling in no time. And hopefully they’ll sell a lot more than my first book, which sold a handful of copies when it was first published, but then I kind of lost steam and didn’t concentrate on getting more reviews and backlinks.


The video doesn’t give you the basics on how to format your Word document, but you can find some of those formatting tips on this page about publishing a Kindle book.


I do remember that you shouldn’t left or right justify the photos you upload into your Word document, but just leave them centered, if you have any.


“Kindle book titles can be up to 200 characters,” she says in the video — but that doesn’t necessarily mean we should make them that long. I might experiment with shorter titles, and definitely make sure your title is something that people may search for on Amazon, like Divorce Recovery, for example, a title I just came up with by searching on Amazon.com and looking past the titles that are obvious searches for an exact book.


It also helps, perhaps, if the books that do appear in those search results aren’t too popular. But don’t let anything stop you. Try and try again to see what hits — because none of know Amazon’s exact ranking methods — we just know that “likes” and reviews (especially probably from verified buyers) and backlinks and sales all help contribute to positive rankings, and therefore, more sales. And the price matters.


But anyway, after I get my book up and running and published on Amazon, I’m going to visit Fiverr.com and invest 5 bucks on a kid I read that will work his magic and get a bunch of backlinks and social media links to the book’s page and see how much that helps my title be found and sell.

Okay, on to the thieves stealing content and publishing it in Amazon Kindle books

Because Amazon can publish content on Kindle in 12 hours or so, they obviously don’t have time to read all those books.


I’d heard about people stealing classic books and publishing them online — and I’ve even heard a lot about the brouhaha over PLR (private label rights) stuff that can be either great or crooked, depending on who you read.


But yesterday was when I learned about a guy who paid money to learn how to make money with Kindle books from some people on the Warrior Forum — and once they sold him a huge zipped file of what turned out to be stolen content and he got caught and brought it up to the parties, they kicked him out.


It’s interesting how they stole from writers who wrote naughty stuff — thinking those people would be too ashamed to come forward and complain and challenge them.


Imagine your name on a Kindle book...

Ah well, I’m glad God has gifted my fingers and brain to fly fast across a keyboard, like a musician creating a new piece — so I’m not concentrating on stealing any content for my Kindle books — I like the act of creating something new.


And I’m not writing under pen names because I’m creating anything naughty like I’ve done in the past. I merely find more freedom in writing under a pseudonym at times so I can write more truthfully, without worrying about invading the privacy of myself, my family or anyone around me.


It’s fun to write books that can tell the honest, raw and real truth, and then lead folks to Christ therein by showing them the things He’s shown me. And thank the Lord that Amazon is making this process so much easier.


I will let you know how my experiments with different titles and backlinking methods affect my sales as the year progresses. Now let me get off this blog and get back to my book so I can get that title up and running!


I used Adobe Photoshop to create my Kindle book cover

Oh yes, and by the way, another thing they don’t go into in the video is how to create your Kindle book cover. The last time, I did it myself, using a copy of PhotoShop Elements that I’d picked up from Best Buy.


This time, I plan to do the same thing, because a good-looking cover makes all the difference. Even though Photoshop isn’t as intuitive as I would’ve liked for it to be, at least they have a guided tour (and there are lots of tutorials on YouTube) that can help get you through the process.


I see great things...

I want to set up a nice little template in Photoshop that lets me use different pics in the middle or wherever, and create the book title and author name and make it easy to use again and again, but not staid or boring.


Eye-popping, eye-catching covers that scream to readers, “Buy me! Buy me!”


And I was amazed how hard it was to find the simple image requirements for a Kindle book cover, so I think I decided to go with one man’s advice to, “Use the JPEG image format, size 600×800 pixels.”


So there you go. There’s practically no excuse now not to put that Word document up on Amazon.com and call yourself a published author!


They don’t even have to be that long. Amazon doesn’t have a minimum word count for Kindle books, but you’ve got to be able to set the expectation for your readers by somehow warning them in the description or reviews — somewhere other than that “Print Length” field pictured here, because some buyers may skip right over that.


I learned that when I listened to the Ty Cohen webinar, and he explained how he gets stay-at-home moms and other people to write books for him, and somewhere in there I inferred that they weren’t that long, because when I did some research into him and other marketers making money off Kindle books, I remember reading reviews dubbing it “short and power packed” or whatever.


I wouldn’t go charging $7.99 for a 21-page book, for example, but I think 99 cents would be fair in that instance, as long as it’s not stolen writing and the book really helps someone. You can even go free with the new KDP Select options, and hope you make eventually enough sales to get as big of the KDP Select $700,000 funds as some of the most popular Kindle writers have gotten in January 2012.


Okay, there’s my 1,391-plus words on the subject. About 3,600 more words and I could have myself a Kindle Single! That reminds me, the Kindle Singles program does have a minimum word count of 5,000 words — however, they reportedly don’t accept how-to types of books, even though I think I saw one in the Kindle Singles store.


Those lend themselves to essays and the like, and I plan to apply to have my book accepted in the Kindle Singles store once it’s published, even though I heard it can take a while to get through the review process.


No worries — onward and upward, Christian publishing soldiers!

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Impeach Obama bumper sticker

So for the second time in my life, I saw a car boldly displaying a big old Impeach Obama sticker — more like a rear window decal — on the butt of their vehicle.


I followed behind it closely, trying to snap a close-up pic of the “Impeach Obama” sign on the SUV — but that sucker was moving fast (and a result, so was I) — I guess anti-Obama folks really put the pedal to the medal ’round these Ohio parts.

Seriously? I mean really? It’s only January 2012…

Really? Seriously? (Imagine that being said in an Amy Poehler-style voice on that SNL news segment.)

Do people really want President Obama impeached?

The first time I saw an Impeach Obama bumper sticker back on September 7, 2011 — the night before my 13th wedding anniversary — I was taken aback.

Today, when I Googled “Impeach Obama” to see where this grassroots campaign is headed, I saw sites dedicated to the notion, as well as petitions and the latest athlete in the news for refusing to go the White House.

Oy vey. Oy vey.

I won’t even get into that time I saw people with the “Pray for Obama” with Psalm 109:8 bumper sticker that reads, “Let his days be few; and let another take his office and charge” — with an even scarier next verse that should be nowhere near Obama’s name in any prayers.

And then there’s the Atlanta Jewish Times owner and publisher Andrew Adler who just stepped down for getting in trouble over suggesting that our president be killed.

So as I ready myself to watch his address tonight through my purple haze of oral surgery healing, I can’t help but ask…

Is it really that bad? Does the hate need to be that strong?

I guess for some folks it is all horrible, and they lay all the blame and vitriol at the feet of President Obama.

I didn’t like it when haters did it to George “Dubya” — and I don’t like them doing it to #44.

Even some of his famous celebrity supporters who famously campaigned hard for him have turned their minds and backs on the man that people like me in this pivotal, important swing state put in office when we shaded in that oval next to Obama-Biden instead of McCain-Palin.

I tell you what — not many of those Republicans I watched last night through my haze of muscle relaxers could get me to sway my vote towards their perfectly coiffed and polished selves — okay, Gingrich and Ron Paul aren’t gelled to the high heavens, I’ll give them that much.

Which is a lot, in view of those racist newsletters Paul claims he didn’t write, and based on the bloated standing ovation Newt got when CNN’s John King boldly asked him about open marriage claims. (Love the way Nancy Giles ripped into Gingrich in this video…)

And I’ll admit that Romney did make some good points about capitalism, and I’m glad he finally released his tax forms, but like I told a Jewish friend over lunch last week, “I can’t see myself voting for a Mormon.” (I guess Jesus Himself would have to tell me to do so…)

And the beat goes on…

And the yellers will yell…


And the debaters will debate…


We’ve got all the way until November 2012 to watch this political road show unfold, and what a good one it is primed to become.


Look at the comedy of errors freak show that Herman Cain turned out to be.


And we’re just getting started.


So I plan to stay here, behind my Mac — writing my posts and pieces and Kindle Singles.


And if I’m still in this battle ground of a state come election time, I’ll let you know if I darken that same Obama oval I did four years ago…because I’m learning in life that the loudest voices or the lying voices whispered into the ears of folks by manipulators trying to manipulate aren’t always the ones that win the war in the end.

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Model persecuted

by Paula Mooney on January 18, 2012

Lauren Scruggs, the model injured by plane propellers

Lauren Scruggs, the model injured by plane propellers

I love it when I can remember my dreams — or the words God gives me from heaven upon waking, or even during visions I have all over the place, be it the steam room or at church or in my bathtub or wherever.

So much so that I started a Prophetic Dream Journal, where I write out some of my dreams and upload sketches of visions — but mostly I scribble them around in my “Seeking Him” study book or in private Word documents when I can.

Model Persecuted

That’s the exact title I saw in my dream last night. I know for sure it was “model” — and I’m pretty sure “persecuted” followed. It was a short two-word title on this website, and since I often ask God to show me titles of what to write, I’m going with that one. He’s often opened doors when I follow his leading.

When I saw the title “Model Persecuted” in my dream and woke up, forcing myself to remember it by repeating it over and over again in my head, I couldn’t help but think of Lauren Scruggs, the pretty model who was injured when she walked into the turning propellers of a plane.

I’ve dreamt of her before I even heard of the event — because the night before her injury occurred, I had a dream about a female Christian leader with the fingers on her left hand cut off. I didn’t even want to write that one down anywhere, because it just seemed so horrible. I don’t like talking about the horrible visions.

When warning dreams become reality…

A book by Lauren Scruggs' parents

A book by Lauren Scruggs' parents

Lo and behold, I woke up the next morning and saw the report about Lauren Scruggs, and how her left hand was amputated in the accident.

Then my friend told me about how she said “Oh no!” when she heard about the incident, and ran and got the book by Lauren’s parents — Jeff and Cheryl Scruggs — called I Do Again: How We Found a Second Chance at Our Marriage–and You Can Too, and their amazing ministry.

Propeller Accident Victim Writing, Seeking Prosthetics: MyFoxDFW.com

They were divorced and then reconciled, and went on to help many couples repair their broken marriages as well.

I don’t know why I saw the words “model persecuted” but I do know that as a result of this circumstance, people are seeing how much the family is giving glory to God through such a bad time.

Her family has been updating progress on a blog on Caring Bridge.

“So grateful that God has given us a second chance, so grateful that Lauren is saved. So grateful that she loves the Lord, that she has a firm foundation in Jesus Christ and from that knows that God is using this for a purpose. And knows that there is going to be a greater purpose than she has been experiencing in the last six weeks,” Jeff Scruggs said.

WATCH THE VIDEO ABOUT LAUREN SCRUGGS’ FIRST TIME LEAVING THE HOSPITAL:


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